Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
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Comments (163)
danielleeloise 0
Job is a job
j_cat187 20
Maybe you should take a sex edd class to find out why a women can not have a dick.
BrotherTheo 31
Well on the + side, you regonise your problem. That's actually a pretty big step. Good For both of you. However like everyone's saying, you need to trust him, and really have a bit more belief in yourself and your relationship eh?
chairlee 3
You can't be too careful...my best friend's boyfriend (now ex) worked at a McD's and he left her for a highschooler....
Roxxxxay 13
Haha well that's nice, I'm sure OP will be glad to read this:)
how2info 5
Sounds like my girlfriend.
shahroni1 3
ew. . .
token_blackguy 18
Nothing a gets a girl to drop her panties. Like giving her extra fries.
ryggsekk 8
did you tell your boyfriend. thats a good starter
wmkaz 4
That's kind of gone beyond jealous and moved right on in to clingy. If it gets any worse he's going to feel smothered and not want to be in your relationship at all. You should address this problem now and try to work on it while you still can and try to get over these jealousy issues before it destroys your relationship. Take it from someone with experience.
tehdarkness 21
In my experience if u don't trust him you're probably right... Be true to your feelings... I thought I was a jealous person but really I was with the wrong man!
twisted_cherub 14
Just don't make the mistake of holding the jerk's mistakes against the next guy. You may think he's showing all the same signs, but your imagination can run wild when you've just been burned.
downtime 13
87, Thanks for that crappy useless anecdotal evidence.