Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
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Comments (163)
cliffibom 15
OP's name makes it even better
padajuan 11
Christ on a bike, that is beyond the point of crazy. You know what they say, no trust, no relationship.
kimmi41509 10
You pretty much have insecurity issues and fear your boyfriend looking at other girls the wrong way. You only want him to have eyes for you. I get that.
spottyblanket 8
Get over it. Half of the planet is crawling with women and girls. If you have major control issues you should go and seek help.
frozenfreeze 5
You have to work on your jealousy issues. Doing/saying things like that to him will drive him away faster than another girl ever could.
csq118 0
You have some trust issues. Your relationship won't go anywhere without trust.
zephyrum 0
Mcdonalds + high school girls = bah dah dah dah I'm lovin it
SooInnLovee 6
So you'd rather have a broke boyfriend? I worked at Mcdonalds and suprisingly there was a lot of lovin in the oven haha. It seemed like everyone dated eachother. Still, if he really wants to cheat he will. So stop driving him away and have a little trust.
Nwthatzfunny 9
im the same way with my boyfriend op so dont feel bad
TylerDirty 15
You'd be surprised how many people feel the same way about their partners, they just keep it hidden usually.