Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
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Comments (163)
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
GenaALazer 22
she is 43.
AssTard 15
Haha but my sisters worse...
teague95 16
He said " titty sprinkles"
thelastavailable 13
Oh I hate it when they get moderated before I've read them.
hawaiianfire 0
Haha well 13 even though it wasn't intentional, your rally call is getting #1 buried.
copy125 0
I don't think I would worry too much, because obviously nothing gets high school girls Hornier than a man working at McDonalds lol
pinkcrayola 0
It could be a part time job, 96. That's a hell of a lot better future than teenagers that just sit around on their ass all day. He might need the money for college.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
I feel you OP, especially if your boyfriend was cute because a lot of girls go after older guys these days.
ringogrey 4
He will of course only look at the high school girls that are 18
toastboy94 2
First!
BillyMadisonFTW 5
Moron.
Archon 7
This is a prime example of an idiot who can't read, and apparently can't see the edit button.
toastboy94 2
Good one!
marinus_fml 20
I actually hope this doesn't get moderated. Just so everyone can rage against this moron and thumb him down. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. EDIT: That was in reply to #2 who has since been moderated and my comment appeared here.
spekledworf 18
What did #2 say?
YtotsDI 0
He said you are old.
BRLHP 24
Because high school girls are soo attracted to a man working at McDonald's. They can really tell he has a bright future.
AFCA020 4
They are high... So they might get confused and think he is cute.. Or that he is a pink little elephant ..
ohmandapants 17
Uh wow 96, way to be an asshole. It's called a part time job, you know? Something you get to make a little money to pay for school and necessities and stuff? And you know what, having McDonald's on your résumé is actually a GOOD thing.
jabfinch 9
Relax
YtotsDI 0
NO!!! them highschool chicks are sexy with their big.......... *stares and drools*
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
3- Your photo goes so well with your comment.
shanemaximo 7
He be McPimpin.
aimeesea75 16
3- I actually read your photo before your comment. It was very appropriate.
lebronesque73091 12
Just trust your boyfriend and try not to worry about it.
cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
SkoomaKi 28
I don't understand why "hot" teenage girls go to McDonalds? I mean they're the ones that want to keep thin...
Archon 7
Maybe some hot teenage girls like fat people.
SkoomaKi 28
39 - Only if they're rich my friend....only if they're rich.
challan 19
I hear that!!! Nothing gets me going like a guy working the fry station! Smexi! ;)
Feared 9
32- McDonald's has healthy options too. Hot girls come in all the time, and either order a salad or something small. 39- Even though a lot of the employees have weight problems, there are a few guys that are very attractive, and girls check them out all the time. *I work at McDonald's, and know all of this from experience.
nick315 8
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug. And don't even get me started on those people who go in for fruit parfaies only. They should be hanged!!
jlev90 2
I feel very sorry for you, you probably live somewhere like Kentucky where mcd is higher quality. All the McDonalds are considered the rock bottom in my town. ******, pimps, homeless, and street dealers hang out there mostly and the employees are all in dead-end "careers" and don't give a damn if you wait an hour to get your disgusting prefab reheated food.
littlemsweirdo 12
The ghetto ass mcdonald a couple of blocks away have high school sophmores working there. The service is soo bad ! All the staffs ever do is sex sex sex. Ugh on the counter, in the storage room, on the kitchen floor. They don't care if everybody sees. Ugh.
shannonreneee 11
A lot of teenage girls have amazing metabolisms.
Tekeler 3
Well in that case *drops fries in oil* "you like that? Imma be a bad boy and leave em in just a little too long" :p weird lol
murdersquirrel 15
I used to go to McDonald's on lunch breaks at college. It's cheap and was within walking distance. Why would you think all of the customers must be overweight? All kinds of people eat fast food even though it's terrible.
RaquelW 7
I worked at McDonald's when I was sixteen, ate there everyday, and ended up unintentionally losing weight. I also got hit on everyday by older men, so logically, in OP'S case, the opposite will occur. LOGIC!
windfuelsfire 10
Jealous bitch
marinus_fml 20
Bitches be jelly!
kevsnev 7
No. Bitches be dogs.
teague95 16
and dogs be jelly! Full circle son!
SkoomaKi 28
No. No. Bitch's be crazy!
BehindU 5
Na, bitches at McDonald be jelly, trust me.
ClassyCommando 13
21 - No, bitches be without an apostrophe. If you know what I mean.
hawaiianfire 0
No, bitches go woof woof.
perdix 31
I'm a little lost here. If bitches be jelly, can I be peanut butter?
Jakesterk96 8
Bitch, you be the jelly, I'd be the peanut butter, Nothing else matters under this whole grain cover.
MelTheGreat 23
Insecurity is unattractive.
BehindU 5
But a big ass and chest are, it's possible OP is blessed with these.
sabrinaacrow 26
If she is then she has no reason to worry about high school girls
Icecream1616 0
wooooooooiw
teague95 16
what is this? wow?
toastboy94 2
Cheeseburger
instnt1nfction 17
Haha lol omg fu rofl that was the most hilarious comment I have ever seen
toastboy94 2
Really? I didn't think it was all that funny
nofearjenshere 12
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce...
nuggetmonster 12
Your username seems fit.
THExistentialist 13
and yours? I hope you are a BK dino-nugget monster xD
KyoteeWilliams 4
"Go **** yourself with a cactus." I don't think I've ever seen a better captioned AJ picture.