Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
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Comments (151)
blondiepants_ 0
you're horrible
starlalove 0
What the hell is wrong with you? Nothing good came of 9/11 and no one benefited from it. If this is supposed to be a joke it just isn't funny.
trollskitroll 0
Why the **** don't you say that too me and I'll shove a 797 up your ass you piece of shit. If I ever find you I will **** you up you piece of shit. **** you Islam bitch. And I ******* dare someone to hit thumbs down on this, cause you ******* know its right.
divineinstrument 2
LMAOd at #57
evangldbrg 0
silence...I KILL YOU!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for worshipping a pig you filthy homophobic muslim. SIM, SIM, SALLAH BIM!
humorizer 14
Oh snap, this is the first time I've seen a troll rise up against another troll! You show em, Kumo! Islam should not be put down just because osama and a few other enemies of islam do something wrong. The majority of muslims hate osama and 9/11. Just because the news makes it seem like all of the arab countries support bin laden doesn't make it true. I mean, feel free to be racist and close minded, since after all, you guys will be the ones going to hell. Peace!
mmMOO 0
can someone explain starlalove's comment? or is it just simple random trolling
Paradox621 0
it's badass, that's what
Whininghippo 0
I say good job. He suspected her of cheating, but he didn't freak out about it. Instead, he did a little "investigation", and found out that she's not. He wins, imo. Sucks for his BFF and Brother, though. :P
allocomrade 0
ummm. look, muslims and islam aren't evil, but Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Palestine, you know what, they bomb civilians so I'm putting it out there Israel, these are all countries who do/did support terrorism/terrorist. While the people of said countries may not have, the countries themselves did....this is not the medias fault.
theanonimouse 0
You know who else has bombed civilians? America.
xxjoexx 0
In times of war or armed conflict, yes sometimes collateral damage happens whether it be because civilians weren't expected there or a weapon failure or an outright mistake. The difference is we don't intentionally TARGET women children and the innocent, and when one of ours gets caught intentionally killing innocents the military puts him on trial. When these crazy fanatics target the innocent their leaders praise them as a wonderful example.
daiviko 0
rule numero uno of college, do not EVER put a secret camera in a college dorm unless you want to see what was not meant to be seen. YDI
theanonimouse 0
Please direct yourself to the nearest library and search: World War II, Korean Conflict, Vietnam War. We killed more civilians in these wars than any Middle Eastern country could dream of. Have you even heard of the atomic bombings at Nagasaki and Hiroshima? So before you go spouting off ridiculous comments like the ones above, please learn some facts.
Meme1988 18
shut up!
bovice 0
you cant just generalize an entire country as being evil
bugmenotmofo 34
goto gay hell u son of a cheating gay crappy motherfucking bitch. how dare u insult my religion. hope ur dad rapes u.
mrzero 0
great answer
2gether4ever 0
well now at least you know that she won't be cheating on you with your best friend or brother, since they are gay. (:
ryguy997 0
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ISLAM!! ISLAM IS NOT FULL OF TERRORISTS!!! that is racial stereotyping and that is not good. just because some Islam are bad doesn't mean were all bad! there are many Christians in the world. if I see another American ( who are most commonly Christian) in the news for commiting some crime, I'll laugh sooooo hard. just from that I can't say that all Christians are bank robbers or murdurers or thieves! so enough of the racism!
Jonah_Hersch 0
SEX! makes everything OK.
drcool41 0
ok how did this fml turn in to a debate on middle eastern countries? ok let me settle this so we can go back to the fml. terrorist r wrong, most people in those countries have nothing to do with it, neither do Muslims, and America has killed civilians in past but it was different people in a different time so it ahouldnt be used against american people right now. but as we Christians say, everyone, everyday is sinning. but that isn't an excuse not to love your neighbor.
Gfrigo 1
oh well shit happens.
browncity23 0
I haven't seen the post you are all pissed about so let's get you all repissed! HIAL HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!
ImmortalKratos 0
turned an entire German city (full of civilians) into dust
ImmortalKratos 0
208 is that gonna be the main character in rise of the planet of the apes?
ben20262 7
yeah srsly dick move
qwerty8788 4
747 actually*
taytoc 10
This is y its good to b atheist
iKaite 0
Epic LOLZ.
valdancer99 0
Nothing wrong with either of those things! And I am the WORST at math! Who cares if they are gay? Just accept them for who they are.
Silent_Harmony 3
FAIL
cataelophobia 1
this isnt even an fml.. thats good that shes not cheating on you.
xianwei 0
i agree. it's not a fml since the most important news is that the gf wasn't cheating. brother or good friend gay, who cares?
newbieattech 0
Just be glad she wasn't cheating on you....
theanonimouse 0
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marisol18 0
Riqht, it's not really an fml. It's bttr then havinq your qirl cheating on you.
Phasma 0
Putting a camera in the room isn't the best way of approaching things...
Skull_300 0
Now, when she does cheat on your insecure, camera setting up ass, she's going to bang a guy from the club, at work, the library or one of her girl friend's friends. Maybe she'll bang your friend also after you share your story with her...
elara15 0
Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?
sentra_fml 0
I dont think the fml is that his girlfriend isn't cheating/is bad at math.. think the problem is that when he watched the recording, he has to watch his best friend and his brother having sex.
xxjoexx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
the problem is he just found out the REALLY hard way that both his best friend and his brother are deviants. Personally i would beat the **** out of the brother and tell the buddy that my space is a no pole smoker space so get the **** out of it.
blacklightening 11
that was suspicious behavior on his part and she maybe should have said something. though he should just ask instead of invading there privacy.
fash 0
How is this an FML? You should be supportive of both your brother and your best friend. Your girlfriend isn't cheating on you anyway.
LordKoin772 0
It wouldnt be an FML if he just heard about it, but the fact that he SAW it makes it a FML XD. To OP, sux, fyl, at least you know yer gf's faithful
alecdote 0
Kinda anti-FYL. Would you have preferred your girlfriend cheating with your best friend? Having a gay family member and friend or a girlfriend that struggles with maths ain't that bad really...
exit_arsenic 0
i think the issue here is HOW he found out that his best friend is gay. as in, watching a video of potentially . uncomfortable moments.
alecdote 0
Even so... unless curiosity got the better of him, watching a brief moment would have sufficed :)
tigerling 0
well he wouldnt have seen it if he didnt ILLEGALLY spy on them
Gabs2016 10
He had to watch his brother and his best friend have sex..... That sucks
loveyabb 0
I hope she dumped you for not trusting her.
calbff 2
**** that, I hope she charges the douchebag.
genius_man16 1
Why? She was the one who didn't tell him what was going on. If I saw my girlfriend going into my best friends room I would suspect the same thing. I wouldn't set up a camera and shit, but the fact is that she wasn't honest with him first.
curryndricegirll 0
I'm going to actually call fake on this one, too. He says he saw his girlfriend go in his bff's dorm room, and just happens to have a camera? Note, it does not say that she had been going. Second of all, how was she studying math while his bff and brother were banging each other? Doesn't really make sense. Oh, and his girlfriend does NOT have to tell him why she's going anywhere, especially if she's studying math in his bff's dorm room. OP, if this isn't fake, What the EFF is wrong with you? I really do hope she dumped your insecure a$$.
theanonimouse 0
Really? If you saw your girlfriend going into your best friend's room, the first thing you assumed would be that they were ******* each other? You have some serious trust issues, my friend.
DameGreyWulf 1
I think genius means if he saw her going into said room multiple times, instead of once. Maybe that was what the OP meant? Or maybe not... either way, cameras are a little extreme ahurr And your best friend is gay with your brother? Aw.. and they hid it from you. Shame your brother couldn't feel like he could tell you, even if it is your best friend. Unless you just meant you heard them talking about him as well, but it's still kind of sad neither of them felt confident enough to tell you. Maybe if you did less silly things like setting up cameras instead of talking it out...
VoGuE221 5
Agree #9