Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
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Comments (163)
murdersquirrel 15
Maybe he'll pass you in the hall after your English class.
marinefootball88 1
Please try to get over this. It's not weird or anything, quite common. But jealousy will destroy a relationship. I dated my ex for almost 5 years and her jealousy became a major strain. I loved her so much and wanted/wished her to think,"Yes! He chose me!" Rather than, "Bet he wants those other girls, so jealous." If he is with you, he wants you. Your the girl! Start thinking, "Get away from my man!" Guys like that fire in their partners, jealousy is one trait we can't stand. Good luck! And people, who cares if he works at McDonalds! He is working for a paycheck, have some respect!!
laevatin 2
What's the next thing? Honey u cant take the bus because there are also women on the bus who are going to work! Try to relax, cause high school girls are everywhere, not only McD. In a way I can understand you, but trust me, it's not worth worrying over it. Work is work, and if there really is something to worry about, then he's not worth it right?
lowkeygrandeur 4
Unless he is Zeddie, you have nothing to worry about ;)
jessikamahone 6
Deeyum girl.
knightgirl95 3
Im like that too, it's okay.
just_sayin_81 4
Cause everyone wants a guy who works at McDonald's! Lol
Crystal3286 0
Only one quote comes to mind as I read this post. It's from Dazed and Confused..."That's what I love about high school girls, I get older, but they stay the same age. Haha oh right" lol rather fitting I think
Spamonkey 2
No reason to get all worked up! My boyfriend, whom I find very attractive, recently started working there too. If I ever go in, or drive by, I can't help but giggle. There's nothing flattering about a McDonald's uniform. You've got nothing to worry about, darling!
IIRangerLacrosse 3
Sounds like your bf didn't get a very good education...