Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
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Comments (163)
girlwithmoodeyes 0
ive always wanted to date the guy who flips pink slime.. yeah, no.
Pelreskovich 11
He'll definitely be picking up other girls working at McDonald's.
chels1994 11
Sounds like you need to trust him more to me. Jealousy wouldn't be as much of an issue if you believe he wont react to then even if they flirt with him
Roxxxxay 13
Isn't the real FML that her boyfriend wants to work there?
BunBunBabe 8
You need to trust him, a girl can flirt with him anywhere, anytime. Unless you have a lot of really whorish young girls in your area, you're just being paranoid
downtime 13
That's just going to freak her out. Any girl...ANYWHERE?! He's never going outside again, good job asshole.
swagger85318 4
I worked at Mac shack for 3 years no girls try to hit on u I was even a shift manager at 18 they don't want no Mac shack employee he has a better chance picking up a chick being a bum then Mac shack just trust him
Senseless_487 29
Am I the only one who reads a comment really fast when there's no punctuation?
murdersquirrel 15
Nope.
Pandacupcakelove 26
You need to relax. If your relationship is going to work, you're going to have to trust your boyfriend. He clearly likes you, cause YOU are his girlfriend! Who cares if those girls like him, he only wants you!
GelliE212 7
That's not jealously. That's insecurity.
Calyx_fml 22
You don't have jealousy issues. You have insecurity issues. You might want to read up on polyamory. Trying that for a while might help because you aren't dependent on one person for your emotional fulfillment.
twisted_cherub 14
Polyamory doesn't work for everyone: just like swinging, any fetish, swapping, polygamy or monogamy. If someone already has insecurity issues in relationships it may only make things worse.
elmolostatcards 0
Dont worrie i get like that with my boyfriend too! since inhavenso much anxiety it doesnt help!