Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Sickly_Slick 4
Sounds like a intro to a Porno
monkeysareyummy 0
Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.
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Comments (91)
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Did you guys have an awkward little hand shake too?:)
Betz 10
That's one way to break the ice---er glass.
iamg 1
Bet ge got a boner, and wants you now
thebaconweave 0
bet you don't know how to spell and you want to correct yourself now.
julian24245 0
Way to break the ice between you two huh?
p3mguin 7
Saying the same thing as the other guy. Congratulations on trying to get thumbs up.
hayleyjames 0
Her friend could of thrown a towel over the top of the shower for her...
jasony0423 0
If the shower glass shattered, why the hell did you still need rescuing? Just climb out the hole where the glass was...
Belgiangirl_fml 11
I think it's best not to move too much if you have a complete glass door, broken into pieces, on top of you, don't you think?
bbgirlXD 6
It happened to my brother once and you can't move at all there was glass everywhere , and covering his feet , we had to help him get out , plus the shock and the injuries (even small) make it harder . So yeah her friend should've gave her a towel and then call the dad for help .
tkay98 0
Awkward.
streetracerVC 9
igen magyar minoseg......
KatherineJ 0
Are you ok? You weren't cut up by it, were you? My sis got all cut up by slamming through the glass in a window and now has PI on her arm.
cynicaloptimist 3
have u seen American beauty