Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Sickly_Slick 4
Sounds like a intro to a Porno
monkeysareyummy 0
Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.
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Comments (91)
Okayitwasme 0
This has to be the best FML I've seen. I can only say, Happy New Year and, I hope 2012 is better for you.
hateevryone 15
i hope you didn't get cut up too bad
NullPointer 20
Am I the only one to consider that the dad planned for this to happen?
thebaconweave 0
yeah I think so.
eirbuaa112910 0
Awkward..... My boyfriends dad saw me naked.. It was horrible
NullPointer 20
story?
erfia 0
Anyone else find it weird how she's showering at a friends house whose shes never been at before?
NullPointer 20
She doesn't say she's never been there, just that she's never met the father. Looks like she almost didn't meet him this time either.
thethatoneguy_21 4
At least the next time you see him, you'll have something to talk about.......
bubo_fml 11
The moral of the story? "Never tug in glass houses!"
blair_x 12
That's one way to make a good first impression. FYL OP.
mandasdrey 0
why did you have your phone in the shower?
Paulacookie 18
By called, I'm assuming she meant yelled for.
Not_You_Again 15
Op didn't have their phone. They called as in 'shouted out' for their friend.
RockVolley09 8
Dumb.
efemel94 7
"here, I need to rub this aloe Vera all over you so that the wounds won't get infected!"