Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Sickly_Slick 4
Sounds like a intro to a Porno
monkeysareyummy 0
Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.
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Comments (91)
Mirorbo 27
Am I the only once concerned on if the OP was alright?! The glass SHATTERED all over them! I can't imagine how many cuts were made at least on their feet! Forget humiliation, darling! Worry about your well being!!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.. Regardless, if OP was significantly injured by the shattered glass, he/she would have mentioned it as the FML, rather than meeting the dad being the FML.
Mirorbo 27
You'd be surprised on what jumbled up order peoples' priority lists are written up as.
horsestarz 7
I'm guessing she's okay or she wouldn't be posting this FML.
slimjim8094 12
It's probably tempered glass, in which case she'd be fine.
hoonyer 17
aren't most bathroom glass doors designed to break into little tiny balls to prevent injury in case of shattering?
onorexveritas 24
oh damn, I feel for you
ninjuh_wingman 29
That must have been one hell of a first impression. I wonder if he enjoyed it?
jessie1 9
Wait... If you were trying to get out, why were you not dressed? Or were you...
dbt88 15
Most people wait until they get out of the actual shower to get dressed.
cass1_l0ve 13
Perhaps she just had on a towel.
asnell98 8
I'm assuming if it was a glass door it may have been the actual shower door. In that case she was most likely naked. If it was the actual bathroom door she probably had a towel.?
Snafuusmc 12
At least it was her dad and not her brother yknow? Every time you come over he's gonna give you a creeper look!
cass1_l0ve 13
Well , unless her dads a pedo and gives her SUPER CREEPY looks everytime she comes over
p3mguin 7
I'll give you a CREEPER look if I saw you naked ;)
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha, what a loser.
aileenpolice 1
Take care
perdix 31
The good news is that it's impossible to get a boner in the presence of thousands of jagged shards of glass. The bad news is that her dad will think of you when he faps and ***** your friend's mom.
OctoberRainfall 13
you commented three times....each comment weirder than the last
chevy44448888 1
Well you weren't naked....if so Awk.... Sorry though
xStaciexLynnx 15
You shower with your clothes on?
superpoptart 24
Could you please not use the semi-word "awk?"
jdawg2010 0
There's a first time for everything.
FlyingWhisps 5
Pain kind of takes a backseat to embarrassment