Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Kids these days aren't scared of anything.
RusticChick 27
You really showed them...
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Comments (168)
Mojo0608 26
In all fairness, I wouldn't want to be the 22-year-old beating up little kids - maybe it's better the other way round.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
He did the right thing. He had to get his ass kicked because if he hit one of the 10 year olds he would get sentenced to 5-15 years in prison for assaulting a minor. Kids in general. Kids are only cute from the ages 0-4 when they turn 5 they become the brats that they are.
askullnamedbilly 33
Uuuuuh... Are you ******* kidding? Self defense is self defense, no matter who you're defending yourself against. Seeing how the little sister witnessed the whole thing, there would be no problem confirming OP's story either, should anyone try to accuse her of assaulting anyone.
fawfulster 11
I agree. Screw it. I don't care if they're 10 or 30, I'd somehow find a way to defend myself.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Good luck explaining that in court. The defence they could use is "He's just a kid" you are thinking in an equality point of view rather than equity.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I was bullied a lot in middle school, I took a self defense class, and it kinda helped me against motherfuckers like that. If I have kids, I'll have them learn it too.
russfml 31
Lmao that's just like step brothers when the kids beat up and make Will Ferrell and John c Riely lick dog pooh
AquaManatee 8
Wow.....Just Wow.......huh....Come on!!!!
Witchylady 18
Time to learn martial arts. And send all those kids orange jumpsuits. Just so they get used to the idea of wearing orange. Cause prison is where they will mostly likely end up in the future. Hope you and your sister are ok
Dodge4x4Ram 46
& of you beat them you would have charges,,, you can't win
mpkpm 19
Now lick that white dog sh^%
BeepBeepSwerve 9
if this were a guy, people would be saying "pussy,man up,go to the gym"..
AZai 5
Your sister will despite you for the rest of your life