Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Kids these days aren't scared of anything.
RusticChick 27
You really showed them...
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Comments (168)
minichamp116 8
Why I carry a knife. All they have to see is the clip on the outside of my pants and they bolt. It's not even a weapon, it's a tool.
ShamelessSara 4
Lmao! Sounds like Gardocki is on the prowl again. (Stepbrothers)
GrehnGhohgst 7
Bolt hit it in one. The way the legal system is now, you could have been charged for battery on a minor had any one of them come out of it with so much as a scratch. Even winning in criminal court doesn't exempt you from a civil case.
archeryvsfire 5
Those 13060 people who put you deserved it REALLY? at least u stood up to the bully :)
Caymokomoko 23
Your problem was assuming that they are actually human.
hailey_baughn 0
Naw I would've fought back I wouldn't care if they were 8 u ain't gonna get beat of especially by little brats
xkbz510 13
shoulda picked one up by size and be like listen, yall need to stop, in the real world you could get beat. and you gotta scare them.
senpa_kush 11
If your parents haven't put you on eBay yet your ready to go
BaDumTsss_fml 23
This seriously reminds me of my older and younger sisters cause they're the same age, except my younger sister is the one bullying me
JessicaGrewal 22
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