Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Kids these days aren't scared of anything.
RusticChick 27
You really showed them...
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Comments (168)
ricardof 19
you should get revenge
JRT98 12
Did they happen to have brass knuckles and shivs, or are they just little Mike Tysons.
worldclassrager 41
I don't recommend this but maybe carrying a weapon wouldn't be a bad idea
harrison99 4
At this point I'm not gonna say "Play nice kids" I'm gonna say "Cut out your shit kids"
pitapizzaparty 18
Well its not like i could actually fight them back. They need a belt.
duuuh1 11
Well it's not exactly like you can legally hit back, at least you were trying to stick up for your sister.
fivetimeslonger 24
In your defense, there's nothing much you can do. It's not like you can hit them back. They need to be disciplined, though. Too bad parents these days are too self absorbed to give a shit.
GAMERZxxHD 25
At least you stood up for your sister! Some people wouldn't which is crazy! Round of applause for you.
FrenchFedora 3
Thank you for standing up
Aero_x 21
there must have been a lot of them.