Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
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DirtyMike911 0
If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.
coldashell 23
Overly excited much?
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Comments (136)
2gether4ever 0
*you're date WAS tomorrow
claiiire_fml 17
Your*
BlAzEtHiS 0
After that kinda nagging you might not have a date tomorrow either.
blackman100 20
At least you have a freakin' date. It's an easy problem to solve so I'm still not seeing the importance of this post.
perdix 31
Oh, he's going to take you on that date tomorrow because you showed him the punishment you will mete out if he stands you up (which is what he's wishing he could do now). However, he's going to **** up the date so badly, you'll never want to go out with him again. He'll smell of poo and sweat. His clothes will be dirty. He'll fart and belch obviously. He chew with his mouth open and talk with his mouth full, often letting bits of food fall out. He'll ask you to pick up the check, and then haggle with you to go Dutch. That's the only option to escape a Stage 5 Clinger. The only other outcome is marriage.
sweet_candy_ 17
At least you won't be surprised if your date doesn't show up tomorrow.
danny14871 3
Gosh!! Dont b so negative ppl... Ur BF myt make ur date xtra spl now that he knows how much u looked fwd to it.. Cheers;-)
atomicbaboon 0
or think you're completely crazy and run while he can.. but you're probably right 98.
5t3ff1k4h 47
What the **** did that even say?
zpme103 3
you are an idiot
hama806 19
How embarrassing! Guess you'll really be stood up tomorrow. Word of advice...never, EVER text or call a man more then once unless he responds. You will definitely look like a desperado if you do.
beckyismuhname 2
that sounds like my old best friend.. haha she would forget her head if it wasnt attached to her shoulders
Mariebaz 11
-nods like I understand- Run that by me again?