Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
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Top comments
toelie 26
Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?
justsayfuck 5
Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.
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Comments (74)
msshaye 0
that sucks! maybe it wasnt meant to be? gl on future first dates...
Shystai 0
ya think?
KingDingALing 9
Tell him to suck your dick, OP ;D
legonut4 0
burn his house down
rebbee 0
Sounds like a promising young man!
brianjman14 23
Why would you wait 2 hours? I would've called after 30 minutes. But still, the guy was a dick, so FYL.
justsayfuck 5
Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.
SunshineBoy21 0
#2 - Exactly, not the one - so, next! Additionally, this was a 'first' date - better you learned now what an asshole he is, than two kids later! ps. #2 we have same bday, Scorpio's rule :)
hugopz 0
same XD, november 21 ftw
sourgirl101 29
Sounds like everyone's parents were getting "busy" around Valentine's Day! (: Hearts&Flowers.
InDenial 6
Woo! Scorpio FTW!
toelie 26
Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?
RODEOqueen 0
That's what I was thinking! She's obviously desperate for a date to wait that long, and you just look pathetic if you call and say you're still waiting two hours later.
PincheEdgarr 0
agreed with 87 xD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yep. Unless he or she calls to explain, half an hour and one call attempt is a pretty generous cutoff, IMO. Someone who'll keep you waiting that long without the common courtesy of a phone call wouldn't warrant initiating any further communication, either. Respect yourself and move the **** on.
firstdbzmaker 15
what a jerk!! you can find better
jvoorhees 0
yeah he's a jerk
roxyluv 0
go over to his house and spill ice cold water on him "oopsy daisy"
tamesuki 6
o
perdix 31
Why weren't you at his house making him a sammich? I don't think it's going to work out between you two.
101393101393 0
genius.
2muchshyt 0
Sammich? epic!!
gymnasticslover4 0
you're awesome. i agree . you should be makin him a sammich for when he gets up!
Anarkhy 0
oh shit he sounds like me!
roxyluv 0
6 are u saying that cause she's a girl she gotta cook for the guy?
Kanvis78 0
Of course not!! Unless he said he wanted that sammich toasted!
mmastermetallica 0
ha-HA!! / win!
twinny_sc 13
Lol I'm a girl and even I found 35's comment to be a win! :D
Mirorbo 27
That's an early sign that it's just not going to work out darling... unless you got the time and date wrong.
2muchshyt 0
lol if she got that wrong She needed that to happen to her... is any1 tht dumb?
sapphirestar 0
this guy sux! you should find another guy. good luck op! :)