Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
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DirtyMike911 0
If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.
coldashell 23
Overly excited much?
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Comments (136)
andrew1994001 5
At least you have a date
Michaelsgirl04 9
had*
DrewFluIngle 10
Forever Alone :(
ohmandapants 17
^ and now we know why
StalwartKitten 4
Hope you look good enough to pick up a guy tonight because tomorrow you will be all alone. What in the world possessed you to send "countless" texts and calls when you were met with silence after the first one? Creepy and needy.
theWINDOWmonster 3
I love your picture.
Jf770 10
If we was a decent man he would reply telling you it wasn't for another day.
ohmandapants 17
Some people don't have their cellphones fused to their hand at all times. The guy was most probably busy. This has nothing to do with him not being "decent". And after "countless" messages and voicemails, I wouldn't blame him if he never called OP again.
lavitaebella_fml 0
Quite an imagination you have there!
Unlucky_Gun 0
Well making a mistake like that is better than actually being stood up
hilary56 0
Nice job with embarrassing yourself! But he could have atleast replied telling you it was tomorrow instead of today…I am thinking tomorrow, there won't be a date anymore? He probably didn't reply because you seemed annoying when it seemed like he was standing you up.
Michaelsgirl04 9
yikes. he probably thinks you're a wee bit crazy now op...next time maybe one text/phone call would suffice? Hope everything works out :)
charlotte69er 7
Did he answer your countless messages?
hornetsbaseball 6
I bet not!
hilary56 0
Wouldn't have if I were him…
hornetsbaseball 6
Agreed
linkinpark98 24
No more dates for you!
TEXASDude45 5
Damn you sexy bitch...
lynn0985 5
Don't be shocked if you get no answer tomorrow!!!