Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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live2loveurself 11
My bf usually forgets to say goodnight lol, I think nothing of it but that's cause he's kind of a bad texter and takes a while to reply
ilydavidA 7
I honestly like it better if my bf falls asleep texting me than saying goodnight
Adorlee 11
Don't think your girlfriend is 'psycho' as everyone is saying. She may just be extremely clingy and insecure. Sometimes I do get upset if my boyfriend hasn't responded back to a text but not something silly as to a good night text. You should really have a talk with her and set her straight. If she's already getting upset about a missed text who knows how she will react when you forget something else. People can do some pretty weird things when they're upset at their SO, does not make them crazy.
trucker67 10
If she's doing this now , what's she going to do if you breakup ? I'd pass on this relationship.
vap_fml 9
well i'm sorry OP I just had a fight with my boyfriend and its about time you guys realize that things you dont care about might mean the world to us. YDI
chosha_fml 27
FFS, just tell her you were about to text her, but you were so tired you accidentally fell asleep. If she's still bitching after that, man up and tell her she's over-reacting. Because she totally is.
icepick23 12
What's her number? I'll tell her goodnight...
hordriss 14
Wow. Psycho much?
cathartes_fml 1
Run.
Omniprism 15
New girl friend. Your current on I'd crazy and needs some therapy. Take it from a chick...no girl should act like that. Find someone who is confident in herself who doesn't need unnecessary reassurance and someone who is mature enough to talk and express her feelings before flying off the handle and be a baby about things. Maybe lay down some ground rules or understandings. Good luck.