Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Reply back "Goodbye!"
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Comments (189)
Yukka244 4
So it IS going to be a good day - as soon as you've dumped her crazy ass!
TIRiIPIPiN 6
Sounds like an old ex girlfriend of mine. Key word "ex"
dubiedue 8
Wow clingy/psychotic much!?
at0micmin3r 23
Break up with her. She's now worth YOUR heartache, dude.
siggy_mcsigx 22
It's because of the hugggee sense of entitlement teenage girls now have, expecting boyfriends to be somewhere between prince charming and more controlling and obsessive and always-there than twilight edward.
redmnky21 8
run, run away... thats psycho
incoherentrmblr 22
Jake from State Farm would've been up until 3am thinking of a way to say good night. However, after all of that, I would've said good bye...
akerasi 3
Girlfriend error: replace girlfriend and continue (Y/N)? Y...
Stuffaluffagus 25
Ydi for dating such a psycho bitch
bakabaka714 8
Communication is BIG with most girls...kind of more so if they don't have a lot of self esteem :/ however this is just over the top...you forgot to say good night? sheesh! OP I'm assuming you fell asleep. If that happened to me and I knew it was late, I'd just message you sleep tight and not worry about it. and I am kind of known to send 3-7 texts if someone doesn't respond for 5 or 6 hours and just kinda drops the conversation without a word of why. I honestly hate it when boys do that BIG pet peeve of mine. But I'm not OCD about it...she sounds too clingy, AND controling, let her down gentley though cuz those are sometimes a resault of low self esteem. I don't know exactly whats going on though or who she is, just going off of what you said. Good Luck OP.