Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Comments (189)
worldclassrager 41
That's a bit much...I think she is overly attached...
picturescrazy 24
I freak out when my boyfriend doesn't check in with me every night, especially since we no longer live in the same state anymore. However, it's better to avoid getting angry over it. What if something bad had happened to her boyfriend? You should never jump to conclusions!
ActionFearo 39
You freak out because you're insecure in your relationship and you are worried that the distance might lead him to find someone new.
museerux01 10
she obviously overreacted but i do hate it when guys forget details like that >-< i mean if OP was getting some im sure he'd never "forget"
InuwindoW 13
NEXT!
Hubner24 11
Run dude!!
DWordHead16 19
To be honest, I'm bit of the clingy type myself, and I think I've gotten a bit sad over a good night text before. Although I've NEVER bitched out my boyfriend over it. Normally the next day I'd ask if he fell asleep or if something is wrong because he's normally the type to send me the messages. So I'm not sure what to say. I might be taking this out too far but maybe she could have borderline personality disorder (which some people say I have sadly) and I want to explain why I think this but I feel like I'm being dramatic here. We obviously don't know enough about the girl. She's most likely just clingy. Although that doesn't make it okay. Sorry, OP.
Simbaby 23
A little to clingy of you ask me .
kokoroddd 2
Row row row your boat, gently down the spaghetti. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a toast!
EMT3713 14
Crazy bitch
freakyturd 6
Reply: Good morning sweetcheecks, how was you sleep?