Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.
ImInABox 6
Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*
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Comments (206)
Sgrocks 5
aww tht sucks, my mom used to pretend to be the tooth fairy and put 100$ dollar bills under my pilow. wen I found it she would "put it somewhere safe, like her wallet or bank account :)"
hochrote 0
$100? That's a lot..
Egnar 19
The trick is he never really got $100. . .It just made him feel good. She would "put it somewhere safe" which really meant back in her wallet.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
She never got the 100$ dollars. Read her comment again lmao
mk58 31
Judging by the maturity in his comments, I'd have to say 13 is a pretty good guess.
geeksaresexy 18
And you know what her face looks like because of all the times you've seen it?
mk58 31
Sweetheart, admins are adults, and also know how to string a sentence together. Also, they don't get their comments moderated.
iAmScrubs 19
My REAL name isn't scrubs but people call me it. I'm not pissed off at you, just annoyed at your comments. Next time you are going to pretend you are an admin though, I'd suggest getting there, their and they're. Good day sir.
geeksaresexy 18
HAHAHA like you could ever be FML admin and like you could ever be someone's master.. You are just sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Juliaa15 6
78, I think he may have mistaken moderating FMLs as admin powers. Poor kid...
Juliaa15 6
Moderating FMLs doesn't mean you're an administator, silly goose! Poor kid...
CateXOX 0
I'm embarrassed to say that my sister is also 13. She acts like a human being with an positive IQ though.
Misschief 2
Haha I voted yes for this one. Fyl hard, OP.
LardZilla 11
Whoop dee do. do you want a cookie for moderating this?