Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.
ImInABox 6
Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*
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Comments (206)
gemzroxya 0
lets hope thats going into your college fund.
ebroski6 0
how long has your grandma been sending you money?
auston92 2
don't worry your not the only one this happens to
david000123 0
WTF???
caleismyth 5
walk up to her and say "weres my money?: in an astrailian ascent while holding a glock
swosugirl 0
stab her, problem solved. jk! that would be horrible.
samanthaNN 0
my grandparents are too old to remember my birthday. at least you got a card still!
cheer4ever96 8
aww...steal your mom's money.
laurel415 6
ask your grandmother how much money she would send you and add it up and make your mom spend or give you that much money.
laurel415 6
ask your grandma how much money she would send you each year add it up and demand that your mother spend or give that much money to you.