Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.
ImInABox 6
Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*
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Comments (206)
Bree12345 15
that's ****** up
nucky_fml 5
OP should take the moms credit card and start making ridiculous charges to teach her a lesson
ImTotallyAsian 0
11- your pic is of Jasmin V.
KkoolAid 0
number 75 lol she should take how old she is and the amount she gets(let's say 20) and she should be like 20 for this year 20 for that year and...
KkoolAid 0
she/he
sydmadhurf 6
ur mom is a scam. I say u steal things from her. just kidding, that's a bad idea
ilovepoppa 0
hmm, maybe she bought your present with it?
cab227 2
but that would mean they bought their own present, just didn't know what it was.
GRgoldfish 19
well if she did, then that would be even worse.
ItCouldBeHerpies 12
It better be a magic ******* present with wings..
foshizzle33 0
kiddnap her, that will teach her
mbishop94479 4
I've seen this before....
tenniscrazy2 6
Yeah, it sounds familiar to me too.
Mr_Darkside 5
we learned something new about mom today! :D
ironwords 8
this is the American school system kids take a good look
shieznit 1
I wud b ****** pist!!
Shafreeka 8
You mean, "I would be ******* pissed!"
HubertPL 0
or you should go jogging?
mk58 31
Or you should stop being so rude, 88.
jbsington 8
that's horrible!
Nyolia 11
Tell your grandma, and get her to bitch out your mom.
mk58 31
Now there's an idea!
hebron77 0
that's a good idea.