Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.
ImInABox 6
Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*
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Comments (206)
mk58 31
Can you go dig yourself a hole and crawl into it?
benderbot19 0
there is nothing worth reading in this comments section. it's pretty sad.
benderbot19 0
I take that back. most are fine, but ballin has ruined the thread for me.
iAmScrubs 19
I completely agree about ballin.
geeksaresexy 18
Aw bye bye Ballin enjoy your ban
mk58 31
Is it possible for him to just make another account? I might electronically punch him if I meet him again.
geeksaresexy 18
Yeah you can make as many accounts as you like as long as you have more than one e-mail address
Schlimpikins 0
Sometimes you just have to 'Stab a Bitch' but stay low and to the left, so as to avoid any major organs, you could even go for a leg, or both legs, but your mother seems over due for a good stabbing.
robin26_fml 0
56 no you can't stab her in the legs if you want her to still live there is a major artery in your legs that could cause you to bleed out in an instant. So arms and shoulders.
mk58 31
Just because they have a cat in their picture doesn't make them a ******, and you dont even know if they are a male or female. Does your mom know that you're on here saying the things you are?
mk58 31
No that's fine, I'd much rather prefer clawing my face off.
cool517 1
empty her purse that will teach her!!
iAmScrubs 19
Children under the age of 8 should be accompanied by an adult while on FML.
samp171 1
dude that sucks thant happened to me for 3 years
hottiexox19 0
damn that sucks i would be pissed of
geeksaresexy 18
So, I'm going to make the assumption that '1998' is the year you were born. Provided you have had your birthday this year you are 13? Oh dear God... Do your parents know what a total fucktard they've raised? You have some serious growing up to do..