Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I would actually make use of my apartment complex's exercise equipment. My routine consisted of one mile on the treadmill, and 15 minutes on the toilet followed by 10 minutes of lying in the fetal position on my bath mat. Great core workout. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. While I was running on the treadmill, my beer belly pushed against the emergency stop button, twice. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Run those circles like a boss!
FYLDeep 26
At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.
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Comments (132)
EwanSmith 2
and the embarrassment you saved yourself has now been shared with everyone.
lindseyluvszac 4
Don't feel too bad, after a couple of weeks in the basement maybe you will gain some confidence
EnEl_Infierno 15
Hey Rocky started out on a basement. I think.
theten_fml 9
Then you'll be able to move onto the stairs and maybe one day you can be outside with the big dogs.
naddification 7
Hey, that still counts as a workout ;)
naddification 7
Hey, that still counts as a workout ;)
thatssomeBS 9
25: If those are amphetamines, you can call me a meth addict. Actually, those could keep me up for weeks at a time, so they might be amphetamines.
DCFan 9
Well you'll probably lose weight..Not from the running of course but from the vomiting you'll do after getting dizzy. Bulimic FTW
marpay 11
Bulimia is not a joking matter. Please do not make light of a serious medical condition.
DCFan 9
Haha I knew someone would write something like that. Calm the **** down, it's FML.com noone gives a shit about your deep emotional feelings on bulimia
SAgirl 23
Well you got to start somewhere, good for you.
KuroTori 2
Birds the word.
KuroTori 2
Fattness runs in the family, oh wait, nobody runs in your family.
pixelebrate 0
LOL. Nice copying from Facebook.
xxmusicroxxx 0
Hilarious, but so mean... Do fat people make anyone else sad or is it just me?
Ausha313Fierce 0
Lol
pixelebrate 0
The walls are watching you run in circles.
i_am_that_one 0
Haha that's is embarrassing just to admit that shit xD