Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I would actually make use of my apartment complex's exercise equipment. My routine consisted of one mile on the treadmill, and 15 minutes on the toilet followed by 10 minutes of lying in the fetal position on my bath mat. Great core workout. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. While I was running on the treadmill, my beer belly pushed against the emergency stop button, twice. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Run those circles like a boss!
FYLDeep 26
At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.
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Comments (132)
jmjf7 0
I have nobidea where marinus got his info cardio is the only way to loose weight
heyitssamzoost 0
You could run in a semi-secluded park/wilderness area with a trail to run on. That way you don't see many people and you can see all the beautiful trees and stuff:) also if you haven't ran in a long time then I would suggest to do intervals until your used to it (for example running 3 minutes walking 1 minute) and you'll be running the whole way in no time! just a suggestion! kthanksbye:)
numberswoman 14
At least you've made a start!
ClussmyLilFreak 9
Get a jump rope. It's much more affective than running in little circles and you can do it while watching tv or something. Set a timer. 10 minutes first, later on 15 and so on.
you_killed_kenny 0
Good boy. Who wants a treat?
jivveturkey 0
get a treadmill idiot
Njlove0502 3
Maybe he can't afford a treadmill, idiot.
itschrisssybro 8
Cardio, weights, & a diet helps op. Try jogging just before dark or something? Everyone has to start somewhere, keep trying :-)
cheeseburger9418 3
Why is this a fml i work out in my basement all the time
dreamalways22 9
Just go outside, its awkard at first but i promise it gets better :)
PhilipTheDeacan 0
The only way to lose weight is by using more calories than your taking in. You can lose weight from lifting weights which is the case when trying to tone your body. Lower carb intake and higher protein intake. Cardio can also help you lose weight as long as you are using enough calories, so running in circles can theoretically help you lose weight with proper diet.