Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided I would actually make use of my apartment complex's exercise equipment. My routine consisted of one mile on the treadmill, and 15 minutes on the toilet followed by 10 minutes of lying in the fetal position on my bath mat. Great core workout. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. While I was running on the treadmill, my beer belly pushed against the emergency stop button, twice. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Run those circles like a boss!
FYLDeep 26
At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.
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Comments (132)
paige99100 0
like a BAWS
KaelaKhaotic 5
Go to Planet Fitness!
minder97 10
Haha thanks people, I am not overweight or anything, just embarrassed to be seen running in public by people, I dont have a treadmill in my basement so I just run the full perimeter of my massive basement a bunch of times. Quite unfortunate.
Eaglestrike117 29
If this is really your FML, why not publish it with your actual account?
pinecone1414 6
There is nothing to be ashamed about running. I do it everyday outside,and I only see looks of respect from passerbies.
Epikouros 32
OK, why don't you get a friend to join you, so you two can laugh at all the lazy people? And maybe shower together afterwards. :)
JMoney4110 0
I eat around 4,000 calories a day, I do insanity: The Asylum which is extreme cardio with plyo and a little weight lifting and I'm losing 16 lbs a month. I'm also a beachbody coach so I know my shit
OCDC 9
Losing 16 pounds a month sounds pretty unhealthy to me. Most people lose that in a year.
orangepink19 5
Loll your cool!!!
Cleao18317 11
Lol you're not!!
hemz_fml 13
Hey just save up for a treadmill or if you are young then tell your parents about your problem and they can help you out by buying one when they can. :)
ajsciri4 0
I understand why some people are embarrassed. Fyl
DrewsFML 8
Buy a burqa track suit, then you can run in public AND no one will see you.
Cleao18317 11
What happened to treadmills?
IndigoAcrylic 9
There are more fun ways to burn calories when you are alone in the basement. Maybe you ought to pull out Jeffery Jr. (FML reference from a couple weeks ago) for a play date ;D It tones your masturbone muscles!