Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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godlybacon 5
Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.
MetalxSoldier 26
I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!
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Comments (126)
xxblmpknxx 10
I call shenanigans!! You would think if he was leaning over it, his hands would be shocked first. Also, wouldn't his genitalia have to be exposed to get shocked?!
MagicalReing 7
Electric fences don't tend to shock through clothes... So that begs a fairly obvious question....
L_Lovegood 19
Electric fences DO shock through clothing - I once tried climbing under one, but got up too early and got what felt like a whip down my back.
MissHayleyJames 7
They absolutely do shock through clothes. Why wouldn't they? Unless you're wearing clothes made of thick rubber, clothes won't protect you.
lolipop1234_fml 7
No children for you
Jamesdean1956 0
How do you like your nuts scrambled or fried
br0ccoli 15
Oh, they knew.
YourBuddyElmo 5
On the plus side, your sperm count just sky-rocketed.
coffee_man900 16
Sperm count got fried I think.
br0ccoli 15
He is the descendant of an alien race with low hanging balls.
rotcgirl 2
Yes, #69. It begs the question "in which universe did you learn about electric fences?" They most certainly do shock through clothing. if you don't believe me, test the theory sometime...lol
katertater15 0
Wow, we'll you should've been able to tell if it was electric or not!!!
KatieKupcake4195 9
1 - The face on your picture goes good with your comment. ^_^