Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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godlybacon 5
Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.
MetalxSoldier 26
I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!
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Comments (126)
perdix 31
Serves you right for tipping cows! Poor animals didn't do you any harm -- let 'em sleep in peace.
lynn0985 5
Hmm that's what happens when you being nosey!!
Estapc 3
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is just one example why you should never venture out to the country side and climb, hang or in this case, lean on fences. On my families farm we have two words for this.... Private property! You deserve it for not respecting other peoples property!
MissHayleyJames 7
Amen! If you wanna mess with our property, you deserve the shock!
Classlfied 4
Talk about a vibrator
Rectumended 3
You might be a redneck if you ever burnt your nuts on an electric fence
muffinXmonster 12
I bet that was a shocking discovery
charlotte69er 7
Lmao....jk ;)
MissHayleyJames 7
A redneck would know by looking at it that it's electric.
BunBunBabe 8
Isn't that a little much to expect some magic fairy to hover straight over to your balls and graciously warn them they could get zapped?
cooperd52 6
How do your "nuts" hit an electric fence before the rest of your body
AustinMahone_fml 3
your nuts were leaning on the fence? haha