Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Top comments
godlybacon 5
Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.
MetalxSoldier 26
I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!
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Comments (126)
Dracoboxer357 36
O.o Brutal, OP. Fyl, you have my sympathy. Try to be more careful with your jewels, you might decide you need them one day for more than decoration. :P
whitperky 0
You were out of your element if you didn't know it was wired...
rubberduckie94 13
In the country it is best to assume all fences are electric. I think your nuts swollen by that bull that kicked you you were getting a better look at.
G0odgrief 0
aren't there usually big ass signs posted along the fence warning you not to touch?
MissHayleyJames 7
Only if it's a government fence. People who use them for livestock don't post signs. If someone decides to mess with my property they deserve the shock, especially if they can't recognize the fence as electric in the first place.
vicky_reoow 1
mmm freshly baked nuts
Epikouros 32
That'll teach you to leave the sheep alone!
dubzta 1
I bet that was quite the shocking experience
grace12898 0
Two shocking FMLs in one day!
SoultheWolf 19
Are you a moron? Its not hard to tell if it's an electric fence or not. An electrice fence has a thin long wire across. Even if it was metal (which I highly doubt if its electrical) or wood, there will ALWAYS bee a wire going across. Most of the time it even has large yellow or black clamps between the posts to move the wire a few inches from it. You completely deserve this.
sarko30 7
...How come your balls touched it first instead of your upper body, since you were leaning.