billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
????
United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
WaychulMonster
Go get an Xray, dude
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
hikari_chan_xo
Auburn Hills, United States
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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kinky44 28
That sounds toe-tally painful.
JustinJK 21
Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.
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Comments (93)
HeroZeroPlayer 23
why are today's fml's all messed up? this one is completely in caps?
SEROKE 13
#relatable
ChiChilalaOMG 10
looooool. clumsy much
ihatewinter 5
Ok so apparently the moderators are pulling and april fools on us. These are just terribly written.
strugglingartist 6
I knew a guy who actually managed to break his collarbone while tying his shoes. (Apparently he was a certain angle while doing so) So I can actually buy someone dislocating a toe while putting socks on.
Unicornloife 1
hahaha oh my god dude haha sorry this has happened
Sticky_bandits 13
Ouch but hilarious
logan_3416 13
Now how the **** did you do that?
johnceeeenaaaaa 5
H O W !?!?!!?!?!???!???
JackFett 0
Ohhhhh god that hurts, I've done it before