billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
????
United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
WaychulMonster
Go get an Xray, dude
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
hikari_chan_xo
Auburn Hills, United States
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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kinky44 28
That sounds toe-tally painful.
JustinJK 21
Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.
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Comments (93)
ZY1431 24
well hey its possible
dc2fresh 15
how old are you?
Gillett 23
You simple bastard!
jayzebra 12
Careful putting it back in place. They break. (I know because I've done it five times).
Brandi_Faith 34
I think you should stop trying to put it back in place by yourself. Maybe see a doctor next time!
Redpuppie 4
Are you sure you don't have ehlers danlos/hyper-mobility syndrome I have it and I did the same thing
lexwilder 16
Welcome to the clutz club!! We meet on Thursdays and we have jackets. Feel better OP
MudkipBeats 12
Did you call a toe-truck?
rmllavaneras 19
I don't know HOW or WHY, but you probably deserved it.
theamazingman21 8
If you dislocate your toe when you put on socks... then what happens when you put on pants???
Gillett 23
Ever seen the movie "The New Guy"? BROKE DICK, BROKE DICK!
False_Stupidity 42
So, you got yourself into a bit of a toe jam and your poor toe got wrenched from its sock-et. Sounds painful and must really sock.