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Anonymous - - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML

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Anonymous - 12/02/2016 19:21 - United States - Boise

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

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TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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Earthquake sneezer

Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML

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Make it stop

Anonameow - 26/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Nanticoke

Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML

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HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Side effects

Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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Emma1562 35

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:12

Ouch. I hope you heal and you don't sneeze often until you do.

UncleCaitlyn 21

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:18

Thats snot fun. hopefully you can take some painkillers and feel better!

slackattack21 11

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:43

hope you feel better soon OP!

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:45

Look at a light!!! That makes your sneeze go away.

snarkytruth 37

Thursday 14 January 2016 12:33

I think you have that backwards. Bright light like sunshine can bring on a sneeze.

hamiltonma 22

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:50

Poor thing!! Take more meds and please feel better!!!

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:51

so im guessing it hurts worse than the Cruciatus Curse?

jeffkoehl2001 3

Thursday 14 January 2016 1:09

I don't get why people say you deserve when obviously they did not

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Thursday 14 January 2016 3:20

Badge hunters and bots. Savvy?

millie14225 31

Friday 15 January 2016 23:16

They're jackasses!

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Thursday 14 January 2016 2:04

Eek, hope you feel better soon. I'm dreading the first sneeze, got home earlier today from brain surgery and not looking forward to it.

hipposteve 21

Thursday 14 January 2016 2:51

I really hope you have a fast recovery! sounds awful!

lukian_fml 29

Thursday 14 January 2016 3:04

I can only imagine it's worse than sneezing after bruising a rib or coccyx!

healthcarechick 9

Thursday 14 January 2016 3:32

I don't know how anyone could say you deserved this. Ppl are ****** up. I hope you feel better soon and recover quickly

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Thursday 14 January 2016 4:01

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