Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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dahlia14 0
look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet
tyrob911 0
haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol
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Comments (91)
SHAAAAAARK 1
Real men don't cry. Man up pussy.
gingersnapper 0
Eh, don't be so sure that she stole it. Any bystander could've noticed you two were distracted with all the tragic embracing and swiped it off the table.
sammyboy757 0
man thats low. go get that bitch and get ur wallet back
allen20 0
Girls are up to no good..but their pussy is ;DD!
jamjenni2774 0
WHAT A BITCH!!
nrose1000 0
Today, I realized that my crush named Edward was a vampire from a book and movie series. FML
jamjenni2774 0
WHAT A BITCHReport her ass to the PO-PO!!
infernalpuppet 0
just checking...
chaos753159 4
YDI for trusting her
marycharles 0
hahahaha #51