Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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Top comments
dahlia14 0
look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet
tyrob911 0
haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol
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Comments (91)
sdyzhp 0
If you sex with bitch,you need to pay money too.
sparxva 12
Didn't this same fml post yesterday? No FML for you - get some new material.
ERAUPike 1
That's what you get for crying and being a pussy
pelley 0
#52 acts like he can fight and knows anatomy, lol I think he wants you to break the cervical vertebrae and kill her but yea. she might deserve it, but if u really wanted to hurt her, break the 4th one with a blunt object, paralayzed waist down. forever.
lovelikethis19 0
Jesus everyone is talking about beating her up? so now it's okay for guys to hit girls? CALL THE COPS
gearsawar2 0
what a bitch would have ****** hit that bitch
Chickenfoot117 6
keep it in your pants next time. *wink*
daleftw 0
YDI because you cried. If you didn't let your guard down you wouldn't have lost your wallet.
Sekococo 0
i think your a ex was either a prositiute or a stripper. you owe her money for her sexual services they dont make real girl friends
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
damn I give her credit that was a nice move.