Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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Top comments
dahlia14 0
look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet
tyrob911 0
haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol
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Comments (91)
crazyrj 0
You're lucky to be rid of her. Probably would have cost you more in the end.
azurablade 0
@20 that's from one of the worlds greatest men...MADDOX!!!
Anteezy 7
Man up, stop crying.
firecopy 6
@63 it's always been ok to punch girls. it's just that people are too scared to. advice: wear a nut cup.
tori95 0
she sounds like a bitch, good job you dumped her
blastvortex 4
So? Go get it back. It's not like she can object. If your ID was in there, you can claim identify theft. If you had a credit card in there, she's guilty of credit card theft. Unless she skirted town, you've got the edge.
pegasus77 0
Which she can remove easily...
sohomomo 2
what a bitch!
SundayNight_fml 0
She broke up with you, so you cried together and had a touching moment?
42billybob 5
That's low. You either got played HARD, or you misplaced your wallet.
TheOtherNewest1 6
What a magnificent ****.