Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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dahlia14 0
look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet
tyrob911 0
haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol
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Comments (91)
perdix 31
She probably thought that since you were such a limp-dick crybaby bitch that she needed to be paid for the time she wasted on you.
Stahn 0
this.
vistamar 3
Lololol Perdix got modded. im sorry but thats hilarious xD
Soulathyia 0
LOL. I would have done the same thing! Men are so easy to fool with! They act all tough but their all total suckers!
RuralNinja 0
Yes, because women never get fooled. So there's no need to worry about making less money doing the same job a man will or paying more for the same car, home loan, etc, right?
Tigg3r 3
you just have to know what buttons to push and when to push 'em.
Syrathia 0
I just love the whole men are easy to trick thing WELL THEN if we are so easy to trick, Trick a Rapist into not raping you :P
IntoTheClouds 42
They're*, idiot.
igoteffed 0
so where were women if men were so easily fooled from 0-1910? yea still in the kitchen where they belong.
vistamar 3
lol...this threads funny.
ZXDriver 0
Go make me a sammich.
somethingnew319 0
y would she want ur wallet u lier there was probably nothing in it
Driving_Gaming 22
stupid woman
pickledfishlips 0
hire a bounty hunter to get her/ your wallet
omnistryder 0
headbut the ovaries
him51772 0
ever hear of cops? she stole something thereby breaking the law and you know who did it
Entity4Infinity 0
if shes ur ex, then i say cops, one she stole something, two gives you every right to be mad.
elisabethecstasy 0
Uhm what kind of girlfriend is that. Your story sounded cheesy haha
GlaoigharAirm 0
They always break the bank and the heart >.
OGmack 0
Dumped by a kleptomaniac who steals your broke ass wallet. FYL