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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
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Top comments
imaginaryvoice 18
"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"
myworld99 0
fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/
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Comments (112)
Sargon_of_Akkad 0
"accidentally," of course...
Gmanster64 4
Same thing happened to me while trying to find an old "Star Wars" tape in my basement. Sadly I know where all of my parents dirty movies are and i'm only 14.
usmcbunny 0
...And? I found my dad's **** collection when I was eleven. If I use my parents' computer, I see **** sites my dad has pulled up all over the computer. Google, Yahoo, the navigation bar... Tainted.
Phot0lady08 2
thats disgusting i found my father in law collection i almost threw up
secrets15 0
awkward!!!!
clarkey 0
did he day you can have them?
suffokate6 0
you say that like its a bad thing now you can use them! XD
sweeetooth 4
trust me it's not as terrible as walking in on him watching ****!
JDFlores 0
Ha I found my step dads when I was 11. And In the guest bedroom there's a secret spot were there's a *****. My sister is 8. FML!
piwikiwi93 0
Umm..............
ranamile 0
Look through it!!!