Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
josh5634 0
this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!
uncbballwins 0
Threesome?
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Comments (142)
drbieber 0
well your life doesn't suck, you were thinking of spending more time with your bf's roommate then your bf? wtf?
sonilo 1
I agree with whoever wrote this comment ... this chicks obviously a dirty girl
hersactually 0
awkward!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
lawl
hersactually 0
ALTERNATIVELY, you can have it 2 in 1 (; Just suggesting.
Beast_Hoff 0
haha, says the kid with a 12 year old girl pic... ^^^^
meg353 0
yes!!! mmm! mustaches are awesome!!!
jess6blondie9 3
I bet they'll have lots of stories to share. :).
hzsambo 3
like what ?
jess6blondie9 3
Use your imagination.
1234USMC 0
THREESOME!!!!!
sonilo 1
ok so instead of agreeing with every comment on here that it's me I'll maker own now... you Missy made it obvious that you just wants to cheat on your boyfriend anyway so I ope your bf figures out that he was your ex and sees this FMl because that is just wrong people like you make me sick to plan on having sex with a random person on top of cheating ... but sorry if I got the wrong idea
lissalove17 8
I don't understand why everybody assumes she intended to cheat. She may have meant (and probably did mean) that she will see a lot of the roommate because she and her boyfriend spend a lot of time together at his place. Maybe her place isn't really an option for the two of them, or they like his place better, or something.
SpartanSoccer 0
your life offically sucks goodluck ;)