Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
josh5634 0
this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!
uncbballwins 0
Threesome?
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Comments (142)
tstevenson 0
sry but u made it sound like your were goon to cheat on him so YDI
sonilo 1
I think that's what she was going to do too
gameboybooa 0
idiot. she obviously lives with her bf and was going to see the new roomate a lot. doesn't mean she's ganna cheat. it's just a mishap that her ex is the new roomateq
meg353 0
I like mustaches!
ImaWiseGuy 5
"ex"cellent choice.....
AmericanGirl69 0
What an EXcellent choice. (;
collegeadministr 0
I bet you've never informed your boyfriend exactly who your ex is. if he knew, he would probably stay far away, because he was either protective of you, jealous, or doesnt trust one of you. that's just bad.
hzsambo 3
i agree with you
poplapy 0
that just sucks!haha...
LiamBUG 0
lol
JustDoctor 0
ESKIMO BROTHERS!! (when two guys have been "IN" the same girl they become Eskimo brothers)
64ponygirl 1
wow. did your bf know hes ur ex?
Calyx_fml 22
Have really loud sex with your bf every night. OOOOOH GOD YEEEEESSSS! YESSSS! OOOOOOH! (etc). That will make your ex feel like he could never get you going like that and make your bf feel like a stud. Two birds.