Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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datechnerd 21
Wabbit season
lat1404 16
Did they just keep the rabbit loose in their garden? How did your dog get it?
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Comments (49)
mooman36 15
I think what is missing here is whether the dog went into her garden or the rabbit into yours. Since I can't decide who is to blame otherwise. If it's your dog into there's, then it's your fault and you're buying a new rabbit. If it's there rabbit into your garden, then it's FYL but you don't have to do anything.
lexielou07 18
Unless OP's dog knows how to open a rabbit run or was inside the neighbor's house, it seems more logical that the rabbit was loose. If the rabbit had been contained in a run or in the house, there's a very slim chance a dog could get to it.
Hiphuray4peas 27
You wouldn't have this problem if you supervised your dog while it was out YDI.
Omniprism 15
Pretend you have no idea and that it may have ran away. Mine ran away when I was little. Good luck with that. Or be prepared for a trip to the pet store for whatever she wants.
darbmutat 12
Neither of you have barriers for your domesticated animals? I hope your neighbor isn't like Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York...
LatvianPride 16
I'd say he's pretty ninja for being able to catch a rabbit.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
So I take it it was either free range rabbit that wandered into your yard or you let your dog roam. Someone should really be more vigilant. But hey, no use crying about the past, I hear rabbit makes great stew.
ViviMage 40
My city states that while dogs have to be crated, on your property, or leashed at all times, cats have no such rule. Let your cat out free range, keep it in, the city doesn't care. Does your mindset change if this was a cat legally allowed to be free range and not a rabbit?
mosquito19 14
did you eat it all by youself or you shared with your dog?
ViviMage 40
Pets are legally property in the eyes of the law. Better replace what the dog vandalized!
ViviMage 40
No where did he say how the rabbit was housed or caged. It may be a YDI on the part of the rabbit owner if the cage didn't have a top on it for aerial predators or ones that could leap the fence or reach over. Still, all dogs should be trained not to attack and to heel or be gentle. If not bunnies for children! We had to put a dog to sleep after it killed a cockatiel, as it was untrainable not to attack and my sister feared her children would be maimed by it.
cylus13 9
It's you dog. Why wasn't it being watch after.