Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Top comments
datechnerd 21
Wabbit season
lat1404 16
Did they just keep the rabbit loose in their garden? How did your dog get it?
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Comments (49)
classiceagle63 16
This is something you don't tell them unless the daughters young and is going to search for it.
sellyyy 6
You better hide it then
hulopro 16
You know what they say, cut it into small pieces, burner and spread the Ashes.
darthjulez 11
Time to get a hallmark card and a pet store gift card. Bugs Bunny just became a real life squeaky toy.
worldclassrager 41
Well you better bury that quick and hopefully not get blamed...
Migole 36
I feel sorry for the rabbit but at the same time I wonder how the dog got it in the first place? Is the rabbit just running loose in the garden? Because if the neighbour's dog can get it, other predators probably can as well.
weveallbeenthere 30
awww. good dog. rabbit stew for dinner.
JuzReading 23
Eek. That 'rabbit stew' reminds of that scene from Fatal Attraction.
RollingCakes 21
You know what they say... Silence is golden!
wiseKat99 13
Ouch. Poor little Easter bunny.
cathrope 10
Easter rabbit? If it was an Easter rabbit it would've already be eaten.
VitalDistance 14
R.I.P Wabbit You were always cute in an adorable way...
miss_mercy 15
Did you not have control over your dog and just have it roaming? Because if so YDI. If the neighbors didn't have their rabbit secure in some sort of run and your dog was properly tied out then FYL. It really depends on the details.