Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I learned three things. 1.) My boyfriend has a side chick. 2.) He's leaving me for her because she's pregnant. 3.) They're moving into the apartment building across from mine, and my bedroom window faces theirs. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.
jennifer93 0
awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel
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Comments (78)
SpectSelf 0
knock on their door and give them a welcoming gift by pissing on their feet.
Turianmoose 0
Burn it down!
DarthScynn 0
They will be gone and you'll get the bonus of the money from selling their shit!
khaya 9
I'm thinking the police would believe gas leak.
Shadow4i5 3
get her back by cheating on her with her fiancé
Fr3nChii 0
mmmm sUx 2 b uu :/
ipwnlosers 4
Can someone please translate this comment for me?
melissamoshh 0
"Mmm, sucks to be you."
beatrucelynn 0
just bring home lots of hott girls and make her feel like an idiot. don't go off being all pathetic a whiny or she wins
plants 0
sucks
alandacio 0
Hello
ryno101 3
revenge time man, go whoop his ass
GetPuckedUp 3
Order 65 anchovy pizzas and send 'em to their apartment.
kookoo831 0
LOL yes!