Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I learned three things. 1.) My boyfriend has a side chick. 2.) He's leaving me for her because she's pregnant. 3.) They're moving into the apartment building across from mine, and my bedroom window faces theirs. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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perdix 31
Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.
jennifer93 0
awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel
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Comments (78)
teague95 16
the girl a few fml's ago that "learnt it was a bad idea to eat her body weight in mcdonalds and twizzlers then run on a treadmill" could learn from your correct spelling. Goodjob! (;
Bellacanfixit 2
Oh damn, get a pretty girl. You don't deserve that though, OP. /:
aj_alex 0
Send u a message? Can u even do that on here?
sonichero147 5
id show her I lived there and hopefully she may move out.
sonichero147 5
then again I'd be like " bitch get the **** out of my home!"
kinga08 0
You must live in a small town or have horrible luck. How do they pick out of all the possible apartment buildings to move into, the one you live in? FYL, but if they live in an apartment above you, below you, or next to you, make sure any girls you bring home scream your name so loud that they can hear! Haha :D
vietguy808 0
if he knew abt u, and still messed around. kick his ass everyday in a way u can't get arrested
Nicadeemis 4
that's gunna be wierd
Threepeaoh 0
Seems like it presents a timely opportunity for some sweet revenge
amritsidhu6 0
take a shit in a plastic bag, light it on fire, throw at their doorstep, ring the door bell and peace it
Bofferding_fml 6
nice one, all you need now is some soap to rub the stairs a few minutes before you know they'll leave for work, put a basket with fish bowels at the bottom of the stairs, take a cam, and profit!