Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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priceyfml 7
How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.
EggsinaBasket 9
Looks like you've really been stripped naked.
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Comments (110)
lopsop 12
I can live without clothes but not the damn the damn tv wires. Those are the worst to replace.
TheHeavyOne 15
My God it has to be friends pulling a prank! Why would any steal the cables, they are inexpensive & have no resale value?!
Dave_Davington 34
That's actually pretty smart on the burglar's part. TV Cables are easy to make off with and fetch a pretty decent price on eBay.
Druu 53
And what of the clothes? Not much of a secondhand market there unless they were designer brands. Whoever did this was an idiot or not doing it for money.
perdix 31
Just a hunch, but if I were you, I'd buy a new toothbrush and wear rubber gloves when disposing of the old one. How many urban legends can this guy carry out in one shot?
KaitlynNeal 13
Um... What?
rec_chem 22
Sounds like your friends played a joke on you...
accountnamevalid 3
Call a lawyer, then call that police officer's district house and file a complaint. Demand another officer be sent out. Call the news. Call the County sheriff if you have to. Call everybody in the freaking phone book.
misterjez 15
Thank god my tv wires are in my wall! Try ripping that out!
JennNoVa 8
That sounds more like a stalker rather than a burglar! Be careful! Seriously.
DeeEss 9
At least you still have the clothes you were wearing.