Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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Top comments
priceyfml 7
How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.
EggsinaBasket 9
Looks like you've really been stripped naked.
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Comments (110)
chronickX 11
Now the robber can donate those clothes... If you look at it another way, OP, he did something good
gnas_fml 4
some people just want to watch the world burn...
Fas4wd 13
This smells like a prank. Not a crime.
MaryPoppins88 14
Sounds like a prank to me, maybe it was your friends?
sparklyshiny 11
It was probably someone you know.
RubbarDuckie 9
How bizarre
VeganVampyre 27
Definitely the clothes... Even if you shop at a thrift store it will be pretty damn expensive to replace your entire wardrobe, and clothes are an immediate necessity. If you lost your laptop it would definitely suck but you wouldn't absolutely need to replace it right away, but you would need to replace at least a few days worth of outfits right away because you can't go around naked.
theworldisflat 8
Sounds more like you got punked than robbed OP!
chuckcloninger 12
Trust me on this one. It was someone you know who wants to freak you out and not in a good or funny way. They really don't like you and I hope you find out who it is so you know who wants to hurt you.
godfathermock 19
Maybe it's a prank from someone you know.