Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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priceyfml 7
How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.
EggsinaBasket 9
Looks like you've really been stripped naked.
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Comments (110)
Melix 31
Last time I remembered they were supposed to help you, sorry about your clothes and cables OP.
websphere69 27
Well bully on them, that sucks and yes its very strange..,
an3ph 20
Have you pissed off any boy/girlfriend lately?
TheDuckofWisdom 3
trolololololololololol Ninja Troll :3
golden_warrior 23
It's a ghost OP. run for your life
SaturnV 25
This sounds strangely personal. I would suggest questioning your friends to see if anyone might have any information about your missing items.
stormchaser24 24
The police are useless where I live, both of my neighbors where broken into too. The police came, said yeah this has been going on for a few weeks and left.
jessBeAqueen 13
are you sure you called the fashion police ?
Grayness_ 26
Believe me sometimes the police all is good for is eating donuts. I met a few. And have gone with a few to eat free donuts haha.
EnterSandman_fml 20
A friend of mine did this to her sister (the clothes thing). She stopped to visit, and while the sister was in the shower she took every item of clothing (socks, shoes, and underwear included), tossed them in a garbage bag, and put them in the snow pile across the road from the house. Perfect prank for someone seeking vengeance.