Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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priceyfml 7
How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.
EggsinaBasket 9
Looks like you've really been stripped naked.
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Comments (110)
BelfastNuts 15
The perfect crime. Similar happens over here (Belfast), but they take stuff out of your fridge...odd
BelfastNuts 15
Or can you?
nite66 21
Gotta give to the burglars though. Very clever
Martnikk 15
Well no one in the right mind would believe that no expesive was stolen
Brilliant66star 17
The person who did this invested some energy figuring out how you react to stressors and took something very personal: you know this person. Police tend to let the two people work things out. Good luck with that..!
Resdon111 6
Clothes are easy to pawn without raising much attention, and HDMI cables are expensive.
ravenevercross 19
#80, going around naked would be based on where you live. If you live on/near a nudist community/beach, I'd say you might be ok. The tv cables would be worse to me over the clothes out of what was stolen. Laptop would be the worst thing to get stolen for me. As a gamer, my computer/components tend to be expensive, so it would cost a lot more to replace this than anything else. Also, thrift store clothes are expensive, but you can buy cheap clothes the day you are robbed until your belongings are found. If they cannot be found, then you can slowly start to purchase your thrift store clothes again as you get the money.
Agtthepw 21
Looks like some teenagers were inspired by the new Sofia Coppola's movie. Do you happen to be famous? I feel sorry for you though, you always feel so bad after something like that happen. :-/
yepusuckarse 7
Ummm sounds like revenge....
cloudsofneon 5
Somebody obviously is very upset with you, that isn't a normal break-in. You most likely know who robbed you.