Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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Top comments
LittleMiss1 0
its better than being STALKED! and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..
Cali_Chick 0
you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!
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Comments (90)
nodbor 11
you are sooooooooooooooooo better off.
watchnlearn 0
It sounds like a joke. I could see myself and a couple of my friends doing this, if we were a little drunk..
CMunk 0
The stalker didn't say you weren't attractive. He said that your roommate was the hottest he had ever stalked.
SpliffyMcBlunt 0
trust me you don't want a stalker they are really annoying and don't leave you alone.
Mr_Positive 3
probably a practical joke, if not then yeah you def don't want a stalker...plus who cares if someone doesn't find you attractive? for every person given lots of people won't find them attractive, plus just cause someone is a stalker doesn't mean they have to like everybody, quite on the opposite their attraction is only focused on the one (maybe sometimes two) person...
xXChibi_chanXx 0
Why would want a CREEPY stalker to think you're attractive? I'm not sure if I'd want that...ugh...I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. I definitely would not want a stalker to think I'm pretty. Stalkers are scary.
p00p0ster0us 0
You realize that if you have a room mate, and the notes weren't specifying names, it works the same for both of you...or are you that suspicious and insecure?
armageddillo 0
Clearly the stalker saw which of them took the first note, or he wouldn't have placed the second.
Blaq 0
Ha ha. Don't worry about it. That's just the opinion of someone who resorts to leaving post it's on strangers' doors to make his feelings known. I mean, post it's? Really? Paint your nails, do your hair and go have some fun instead of thinking about this.
chick16 0
dude. having a stalker sucks. whenever you see them you get scared because you don't know what they'll do... so, be happy that it wasnt for you!