Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Top comments
swankmrpancake 8
Girl look at that body. He works out!!
MathewBlack 14
Obviously he had been checking you out as well..
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Comments (183)
Bluekaren16 19
OP must not have been an attractive person xD
bmkc4 1
Why do you think that?
vhivfe 3
So? At least you got the job
Sk1ttles 0
on the bright side...checking him out got you the job. ;).
smilepatrol 7
Maybe that's HOW you got the job! Congrats OP! Have fun at work! ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
Noor, maybe you should bend forward for these two. ^^
Hiphuray4peas 27
That's AWE-SOME.
Marcella1016 32
Lmfao yeah I don't see this as an FML...you checking out his ass may have actually flattered him and landed you the job. Having to see him everyday and feel embarrassed just doesn't matter in my eyes in light of you actually landing the job. I'm wondering one thing though...is op a guy or a girl? Idk why but I feel like this FML would be so much funnier if it were a guy lol
reckless2398 1
Hopefully that ass was worth it!
dellis44 7
he sounds like he'll be a pretty chill boss though.
froggeh 4
c'mon OP, take advantage of this. I see nothing wrong here ;)