Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Top comments
swankmrpancake 8
Girl look at that body. He works out!!
MathewBlack 14
Obviously he had been checking you out as well..
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Comments (183)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You got the job so don't sweat it. Hell that probably helped you get the job cause it's an unspoken compliment.
perdix 31
Stick his fist in your armpit and hold his other arm up for a few moments and then wink and walk away. He won't ever bother you.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
LOL! You read that too.
ashleymarie0453 5
I remember that post! Glad to see I'm not the only redditor here.(:
spottyblanket 8
sounds like he liked it
justin_noble 6
Hmmm what you gonna do for a raise or promotion.
jaredofmo 22
There is no shame in admiring a nice ass.
noisebox 1
Sounds like he'll be in your ass soon....
juliaispink 1
Seems like he's trying to tell you something;) lucky you!
urMaster 0
I wouldn't mind working with a fine guy everyday :-P.. Who doesn't like a man with a nice ass!
phatdaddy62 23
Well, it doesn't do a lot for me!
friedbunnies 9
Maybe that's why he hired you.
gottageek 17
Want to trade jobs op? I wouldn't mind having eye candy at work :3