Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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swankmrpancake 8
Girl look at that body. He works out!!
MathewBlack 14
Obviously he had been checking you out as well..
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Comments (183)
l23VIVE 17
Haha Noor, I bring sunglasses to the beach for the same reason. Er except with girls not guys...
hateevryone 15
Well you were checking him out. So i guess he answered your question.
dansco 25
Work Affair! Great start to your new job lol
XxWolvesBitexX 8
103 - Ezio would assassinate them if that happened.
peniiis 8
Look at it again, and you might get a promotion! Congrats!
alexchenkov 4
I wouldn't min a boss like that. He seems like a confident, hot guy, and the ass is just a bonus.
Albarufus 13
Sounds to me like it partially gave you the job. XD
Fmlsea 28
this is more of a good thing , then a bad thing cause if it was bad you wouldnt of checked his ass out .
The_F3rris 11
He liked it.
drcynic 4
Well, you reap what you sew. Deal with it.